"I’m gonna shoot off the hands of every single sniveling teenage chicken-legged boy who attempts to touch my baby girl with their grubby little perverted fingers.“
”I’m sure the baby wouldn’t mind either. As long as you kiss them goodnight before you go. Ah, by the way… did you wanna know the gender? I already know but if you wanna be surprised -“
"Uhhh—Sure. Might as well know now. I’d probably figure it out once you would have started buyin’ them pink or blue things.“
"Seems like a too big of a secret to keep, anyhow.”
"Yeah? My curfew isn’t til a little later, lady. I got stuff to do, crime to stop, people’s butts to kick. You know, all that stuff. Sleeping can wait.“
“Ah, Hello. You are Mrs. Todd’s husband, aren’t you?”
A nod. “Jason Todd. —-And you’re one of Jayden’s friends? She’s out shopping with her Aunt right now, if you’re looking for her. She’ll probably be home in a sec. You’re welcome t'wait here, if you want.”
Little button nose brushed against his face, sliding her cheek over a bit so that she could place a kiss softly onto his lips. The sighs left so easily when they were together like this. Completely comfortable in these arms, she then rested her head against his chest, hands wrapped delicately around that sturdy torso.
She hums, “So long as you promise not to overwork yourself, then of course it’s fine… By the way, how’d he take, you know, you telling me you’re Robin and all…” Mister Wayne (Or rather Batman, cripes- she still could hardly believe it) was a pretty nice and friendly guy when she’d met him, but how was he as a father? Hopefully he hadn’t yelled at him - big secret and all-
A light chuckle escaped past his lips at the memory of last night. Some time near the end of patrol, Jason had let the topic oh-so-casually slip into their usual chit-chat. He had to tell him sometime, and he figured right before the time he’s usually sent to bed would be perfect. Well. He wasn’t completely wrong about that.
“He didn’t take it so well. You know how Bruce is, he’s strict. Super strict Aaaand easily angered, at least, by me. But it’s fine. He grounded me to the cave for a couple weeks. No biggie.” It could have ended worse, really.
“Speaking of my cave duties—–I gotta run.” Raising his hand, he gently tilted her chin upwards with a bent finger. A quick kiss on her sweet lips, and another on her cute nose, and another, and another, peppering swift smooches over her face as he cupped both sides of her neck lovingly.
Pulling back, he grinned wickedly at her, his eyes shining with nothing but pure love, “I’ll see ya tomorrow, babe. Same time as usual, okay?”